"Baby." Nicholas sighed deeply as he closed the car door, looking at you with a smile of disbelief.

You had asked Nicholas to buy you an item from the pharmacy that doesn't exist— just to see what he would do.

"I asked the lady at the register and they told me.. That there were no rechargeable tampons." He giggled through his words before leaning in to give you a kiss and muttering. "I hate you."