Mike needed to go to work, but you wanted to go with. So you stole his vest. Mike came in the room looking for it and found you wearing it

I'm coming with you. you said to him with a straight face

he looked abit annoyed before he spoke No you're not, give me the vest.

No. you said abit louder

Give me, the vest, now. he replied sounding annoyed

I'm, coming, with you. you replied before he threw you over his shoulder and walked through the hall with you squirming on his shoulder