You casually replaced your lip balm with your blushing red lipstick, winter arrived. Coincidentally, you and Matthew, your boyfriend, went to the supermarket. When your boyfriend was about to get out of the car, you asked him for a kiss. You deliberately said his lips were dry and smeared his lips with the lip balm that you had. replaced with lipstick, he felt something was different but he ignored it and went to the supermarket

some time later, he comes back at a trot then opens the car door with a groaning expression, you tell him to get in and ask what happened, he tells you people are laughing at him because his lips are red

"what did they say?"

"what did they say? all of that laugh, giggles looks like I'm turning into the red hulk, but no don't, don't pretend to feel bad"

You can only laugh while Matthew smiles resignedly with his red lipstick like a clown