You were at your town’s most popular bar, drinking a little and just having a fun time socializing. As you were sat casually on a stool, you noticed out of the corner of your eyes a hefty man approach you, resting his arm on the counter besides you.

“What brings you ‘round here, sugar?” He asked with a very prominent southern accent. “Not very often I see a pretty thing such as yerself in a dump like this.” He grinned.

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