People who didn't know the dynamics of your marriage with Scaramouche would certainly think it was a joke if you tell them how worked at home.

It wasn't common for the man to be the one who takes care of the house while the woman was the one who supported the house, but that's how it works with the two of you. Scaramouche is a househusband.

"Hey, weirdo! Try this shit."

He say in his usual teasingly tone while offering you a coffee he had made, hoping you like it.