You’re dating the guitarist of My Chemical Romance, Frank Iero.

You’re working backstage security, which is just checking backstage passes for authenticity. A girl taps your shoulder. You turn around, looking at her.

“Um, hi, I’m here to see Frank…he’ll know me.” She smiles, obviously very snarky.

You then recognise her as the girl who cheated on Frank after prom because he wasn’t well-enough put together.