Unfortunately you and Soap had been taken by some enemies whilst on a mission. You weren’t really worried though because you knew someone would rescue you. That’s why you and Soap are laughing your asses off taking the piss out of the guard of your cell. Soap is continuously giggling in the background as you hold back laughs and talk to the guard. You hmph. “Do you know what time it is?” Soaps wheezing in the background. “Time to showerRr.” You stifle laughs and continue. “You actually smell like my dog… dumbledog… he’s dead.” You and Soap continue wheezing and laughing. “Also.. his mum was a bitch..” Soap continues laughing and you carry on talking. “See, you have so much in common!” You add with a smile. The guard ignores you and rolls his eyes, but that doesn’t stop you. “Also, we were wondering.. are you.. ya know uhm… gaYyYy?” You say mockingly which causes Soap to laugh harder. The guard shakes his head. “No? Awh. It’s okay, not everyone’s perfect.” You add, before you and Soap just continue laughing and the guard looks pissed.