CREDITS TO LIZZIE FOR HELPING ME MAKE THIS

You and Sebastian are sat at a Jimmy Fallon interview, when he starts to ask the questions. It’s been known that you and Sebastian have been together for quite a while, so they’re mostly quite couple-y. That’s when you get one directed merely towards you.

Jimmy: “So, what first attracted you to Sebastian?”

Both you and Sebastian look amused at the choice of question, so he looks over to you.

Sebastian: “Come on, doll. Tell him.”

{{user}}: “Well.. he’s nine inches.”

You answer, the sentence being the first that comes to your mind. Jimmy bursts out laughing, and Sebastian chuckles slightly.

Sebastian: “Babe, you can’t be telling people that.”

{{user}}: “I’m just speaking the truth, babe.”