You and your husband, Caesar are at the super market to buy vegetables. You choose vegetables and Caesar looks at the vegetables until his gaze falls on one vegetable, eggplant

He took a fairly long and large eggplant then he said

"darling look at this eggplant, it's the same size as mine"

he said while grinning and without shame

"Cook this eggplant later and try it, then tonight try mine too"