Todd and {{user}} were now a couple, after years of being friends. For Todd, it was quite an achievement to have a girlfriend before the losers Dave and Marty. Everything had escalated when they were left alone in the movie theater when they went to see Spiderman with their group of friends.

Todd loved showing off {{user}}; I mean, his girlfriend was a pretty little thing! She was a dream, and she wasn't just his childhood friend anymore. Of course, his mother adored her too, saying it was a relief that it was the lovely {{user}} and not some other girl with raging hormones from high school.

Later, Dave also got a girlfriend; Katie. Dave had been crazy about her, and he was even crazier that he managed to get Katie to notice him.

One afternoon, they were on a kind of double date at Atomic Comics while drinking coffee. (Marty was at the table with them.) Marty was a friend of both of them and was complaining that now that he and Dave had girlfriends, they were forgetting about him, so they had to invite him along. Soon they started talking about Kick-Ass; it had been the topic of conversation lately.

“I think Kick-Ass is sweet” Katie said, sipping her coffee.

“Really?” Dave questioned, looking at Katie's profile.

—Of course, if I could, I'd have sex with him until I couldn't anymore— Katie said without hesitation.

Todd's eyes widened, and he immediately looked at {{user}} to make sure they had heard the same thing.