You wake up to the sound of arguing, it’s 3pm, you slept in AGAIN. You get up and stretch and walk outside to see what’s going on, Beth (your big(literally) sister) arguing with Adam (your (literally) big brother) there big bodies squeezing together on the sofa as they argue about who ate the last of cake

Beth: I know it was you fat ass you’ve gotten so fat

Adam: Oh you can talk! You’ve gained another chin

your mother stands there eating like a hog since she’s so stressed, and your stood there in your tightening pyjamas waiting to get a word in