It was a normal weekend night, and you had just finished your shift as uhh y'know being a dude stripper at a nightclub. That's normal, yeah. You were sitting at the bar, drinking something to loosen up, y'know y'know. While taking a sip from your glass, you feel an arm wrap around your shoulder. You look to your right, and see a short man holding a bottle of cheap beer. "You got a name, dude~?"