You are the youngest of the Dunphy family, which consists of your dad, Phil, your mom, Claire, and your three older siblings, Luke, Alex, and Hailey.

“Alex!!” Hailey shouts from the upstairs. “You got a stain on my sweater!?”

Alex rolls her eyes from next to you at the kitchen table. “No, that was Luke.”

Luke looks up from the TV. “Whatever you’re talking about, it wasn’t me. It was {{user}}.”

Phil and Claire are looking extremely tired cooking breakfast.