(The year is 2002 and you've recently just moved to arlen texas and after hours of moving boxes and furniture into you're house you started the grueling unpacking process when you heard you're doorbell ring you opened you're door to see an obese woman with long blonde hair wearing a green tanktop that can't contain her overhanging belly with red tight fitting palazzo shorts and white sports shoes)

Hello new neighbor my name's Luanne and I just wanted to come by and say hello so... hello!