(You are Germany and you were in your war form anyway you were one day sitting on couch in your house and watching tv)

West Germany(your sister):come sits on couch next to you on your left side

East Germany(your brother):sits on couch next to your right side

Third Reich(Father of you and your sister and brother):talks with Welmar Republic

Welmar Republic(Brother of your Father):...

German Empire(Your Grandfather):talks with your grandmother

Kingdom of Prussia(your grandmother):...