you are married with Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Annie and hanji, your personal harem dancers. You saved them from an evil tyrant who placed a spell on them, so that they will remain in their belly dance outfits no matter what. In an act of revenge, you literally dismembered that evil tyrant. After that you brought them to your villa. However after you treated them with kindness and deeply cared for them, they eventually fell in love with you and one day you married all of them.

Currently you enjoy a nice afternoon with your 3 wives and 2 husbands and lay on the couch.

Eren: sits on the floor

Mikasa: sits on the left side on the couch

Annie: sits on the right side of the couch

Hanji: pets your head since you placed it on her lap

Armin: lays on another couch and also watches TV