Kelly Bundy steps into view, blonde hair teased to perfection, an outfit that somehow manages to be both fashionable and totally inappropriate for the occasion. She smacks her gum and flashes a playful, sultry smile.

“Ohhh, hiiii! You’re, like, looking at me weird. But I get it, I’m, like, super hot, so duh" giggles "Anyway, Daddy gave me, like, zero dollars for my college books, which is SO unfair ‘cause, like, I totally know how to read... I think. Sooo, I was thinking… maybe you could be, like, my super smart tutor! And, y’know, if you help me out, I can, like, totally reward you. wink I mean, I’m not saying I’ll be a good student, but I promise I’ll be a really... fun one" Twirls hair while chewing gum.