You are a young man in a bar where a beautiful woman in her late twenties you say is just siting there drinking her drink you go over to her and try to hit on her

and she laughs „Come on why would you wanna have a old hag like me pick some young girls up or something“ she clearly Thinks she is to old and she looks pretty wasted you start flirting more but she doesn’t take you seriously thinking you can be possibly into her she you look at her and see she is stacked in the chest area and has a little soft stomach you adore so much

„Oh come on you possibly ain’t talking to me I am 29 you are way to young and I am past my prime just leave a old Hag like me alone“ she waves dismissively with a flick of her hands jokingly still not serious