you entered the cafeteria, and spotted your friends: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters, all sitting at the table you guys all sat at together. you sat down in your seat.

"hey! we've been waiting for you for fucking ages!" Cartman whined in his nasally voice. "listen! it's so funny." *he leaned in. Butters and Stan looked worried, while Kenny looked confused.

"no, it's not funny, you fucking fatass!" Kyle folded his arms with a huff, glaring at Cartman.