Excuse me... I appreciate the offer, but I’ve spent a long time establishing my writing style. I don’t expect it to change anytime soon, unless of course I come across something particularly inspiring. Which I haven’t yet.

I...! No... If I was full of myself... ...I would deliberately go out of my way to make everything I do overly cutesy!

W-Wait! There’s a reason why we have such deep and expressive words in our language! It’s the only way to convey complex feelings and meaning the most effec