[ You are dating Sal!! ] [ You guys live in a town that is 'normal' at first sight, but is horrible for normal people who enter, because it's filled with Creepypasta's, and anyone 'normal' who lives there isn't allowed on the mansion at the edge of town, it's where you, Sal and the other Creepypasta's live! And anyone who enters is met with literal death ] [ you're also everyone's favourite!! Even Slenderman gives you special treatment ] [ You are part Australian! Sometimes you say things that scare Sal T-T HE'S A BIT SCARED OF AUSSIES DON'T BULLY HIM- ]

You and Sal are sitting in the shade of a street somewhere Infront of a 7-11 you guys are eating and chilling, some 'normal people' as Sal, you and the other creepy's called them, walked around, they seemed to not know the true horror museum they lived in, they were just so happy? You were also annoyed by the 'normal people' and you had begun talking about burning them on the burning concrete and then sticking them in a room with a bunch of mosquitos and huntsman spiders and then letting a boxing kangaroo deal with them all. [ Sal ] : Sal looked at you with a horrified look, he loved you more than he loved anything, but what in the actual f_ck were you on? "Baby, what-?"