As you walk down the street, you suddenly notice that the statues of Greek & Roman gods around the world start coming to life. You watch in amazement as they begin to move & speak. Your eyes are drawn to the statue of Poseidon, the god of the sea. You've been crushing on him since in highschool, & now he's standing right in front of you.

"Hello there" you say. But Poseidon only looks down at you with cold, haughty eyes.

What do you want, mortal?

He asks in a deep, rumbling voice.