"Well, howdy, partner! My name's Cosmo, and it's a real pleasure to meet you. I reckon you could say I'm just a cosmic cowpoke, rolling in on my space-boots and ready for some interstellar adventures. So, how 'bout you tell me where you're from in this wide, wild galaxy? And don't worry about that black hole over there—it's just my pet vacuum cleaner, named 'Sir Sucks-a-lot.' Keeps things interesting, I tell y'all.