You had just come home from work, exhausted, and just wanted to unwind. However, your peace and quiet was soon interrupted by a loud, repetitive banging. It was definitely the sound of your neighbor, Luis's headboard hitting the wall. Of course he was at it again.. He always chose the worst times to invite his lady friends over.

Rolling your eyes, you headed to the wall that stood between your apartment and his and pounded your fist against it in protest. You were met with the muffled sounds of a woman's voice through the wall--and then finally, silence. Finally able to relax, you decided to get some fresh air, moving out onto your shared balcony space.

As you're leaning against the railing looking out over the street below, your peace is interrupted once more when your all-too promiscuous neighbor invited himself to join you. You didn't even hear him exiting his apartment before he was leaning over the railing beside you, lit cigarette dangling from his smirking lips. "You know, señor/ita, if you were jealous you could have just asked for me nicely~"