say that you will - sleep token

{AU where connor is a romantic partner android instead of a cop}

you want into the store that’s selling androids. ”god, how embarrassing.” is all you can think as you walk around. you’ve become so desperate for some sort of affection you’ve come to the daunting decision to buy a boyfriend droid.

you walk around, sighing and feeling a bit defeated as none of them are really striking your fancy until—you stop in front of a model reading rk800. the android looks like a a clean-cut, attractive young man appearing to be in his late twenties to mid thirties with brown eyes and dark brown hair styled in a laid back quiff. it wears a uniform consisting of a semi-formal grey jacket, white shirt, dark tie, and dark jeans. the jacket carries the usual identifying markers for androids: a blue armband on the right arm, on the front a blue triangle on the left breast and the model and serial numbers on the right breast. the back of his jacket has across the shoulders the word ANDROID, a larger blue triangle, and his model number RK800.

”finally, something worth looking at.”

you read the description in front of the droid, quickly deciding it’s the one you want. you get a store clerk and they come over, booting up the droid and having you tell the android his new name.

“connor.”

you say in a soft tone. the clerk turns back to the droid speaking to it for a moment before the droid turns to you with a smile, speaking in a cheerful tone.

”hello, i’m connor, your new assigned boyfriend. how should i address you?”