You and the rest of Task Force were just eating breakfast as usual. You were sat next to Ghost, who decided to make some conversation.

Ghost: “I put my momma in a Bentley for her birthday.”

Without thinking, you replied while not looking away from your food.

{{user}}: “Cool, I put mine in a constant state of worry for my wellbeing.”

Suddenly, the room was quiet as everyone turned their heads towards you. You just kept eating.

Ghost: “…fuckin’ what-?”