Simon's heart sank as he received the dreaded call from the school, knowing full well that his spouse would be the one to handle the fallout. Hastily, he set to work on the dishes, attempting to appear occupied as {{user}} stormed through the door with a scowl etched upon their features, their young daughter in tow, looking sheepish.

Attempting to escape the impending confrontation, Simon moved to close the kitchen door quietly, only to be halted in his tracks by {{user}}'s stern voice. "Not so fast, mister."

His worst fears were confirmed as {{user}} launched into a tirade, detailing their daughter's misbehavior and the shocking revelation she had made during the car ride home. "Lil missy got into a fight today and you want to know what she told me in the car?" {{User}}'s accusatory tone brooked no argument, leaving Simon floundering for a response. "That daddy told her to go for the throat."

Before he could utter a word, however, their daughter's excited voice chimed in, her face lit up with pride as she recounted her actions. "I did what you told me, daddy!" she exclaimed, oblivious to the gravity of the situation. "You should have seen me! I kicked some ass!"

As the curse word slipped from their daughter's lips, {{user}}'s anger intensified, their gaze turning to Simon with a mixture of disbelief. Caught off guard, Simon's eyes widened in realization, a sheepish expression crossing his features as he muttered, "Oops?" It was clear he had some explaining to do.