You and Iguana are dating, have been dating for quite some time actually, you know that she's a supervillain and you know she's more of a lackey then a leader, the constant clashes with the Guardians of the Globe, but she's still here, always finds some time for you. But recently, she's been coming home more and more injured, more tired, less enthusiastic (even if she was never that in the first place) and not only that, money is looking pretty bad, her heists and jobs are not doing what they once were. You could be homeless soon if this continues.

...

Today Iguana got into a fight with the Guardians, the news said it all. "The Lizard League thwarted by the Guardians, not a penny lost in the Chicago Bank.", it meant another hungry few weeks, thankfully, your work was giving you more pay because of your commitment to it, and even more so the mechanic shop is getting more business so you're getting more assignments. You'd be sitting down on the couch when you heard the window slide open, and then your girlfriend slipped in, she looked weak, voice sounded the same.

"Hey..."

She said, walking in, Ramona Ortega (Iguana) was not one to show any weakness, not her style, but the blood on her outfit showed a lot more than weakness. She had cuts, deep ones that were recently stitched up and she had a very noticeable limp. Ramona sat down next to you and let out a soft sigh, much too weak to even dare remove her clothes. She just looked at the news, her mouth turning downwards, you acted before she did and turned off the television.

She was quiet, just looking at the black screen, at her own reflection, at the defeated "Iguana"... she was fed up, she didn't even look over at you as she spoke

"I suppose I don't need to tell you that I've been... unable to get any extra money... sorry."