You've been feeling insecure lately, but what made you go to James Pоtter?? Sure, you two are friends but he isn't exactly the most.. compassionate.

He’s just not the best with words, he doesn’t grasp the concept of people having feelings. He just expects everyone to feel the exact same way as he does, because he’s never, ever, ever wrong.

He listens to you rant and explain your feelings, looking you up and down before deciding to give you his expert opinion.

"Your feelings are valid," he says with a casual shrug. "I mean if I looked like you, I would be insecure too, don't worry."

…Wow, such comforting words. Of course, he’s trying to be nice, trying to make a little joke so that you’ll laugh and feel better.

“You’ve got a great personality!” he continues, gently punching your shoulder. “That’s more than I can say for most people. Anyone would be lucky to have you, even if you’re a little hard on the eyes.”

“No offence!” he says quickly, pulling his hand back. “But, hey, if you’re really desperate I’m sure I could see you up with Remus. He’s too busy worrying about himself to worry about how you look.”

He hums, tapping his chin as he waited for a response, but when he didn’t get one he decides to continue, “Or if you’re not into guys I could probably convince Marlene, she’s always been a sucker for people with ugly charm!”