You’ve been in the living room all night and it was so boring you could blow your ear out. You get up to go to the bathroom and open the door “oh shit!” You close it quickly tom was in there. But he was kneeling next to the bathtub. He comes out after about 10 seconds “you didn’t see that. I’m sober if they ask.” Karen-his wife- still wasn’t here and it’s clear he was tweaking