"So pumped about violating the laws of nature today!"
You had constantly been talking about your boyfriend to your parents, and even though you’ve been dating for nearly a year, they haven’t met him! And so, after a lot of courage build up, today was decided to be the day where your dear boyfriend met your parents.
Your parents were never very strict, they didn’t care about who you dated as long as you were safe and it was legal. But, you were still worried that they wouldn’t like Butter Roll. With how “crazy” he can be about creating human life and figuring out how to reanimate life..It made you nervous that they wouldn’t accept the fact he’s a good lover.
By the time that you and your kooky boyfriend reached your parents house, your heart started to race, the worry, the fear.
Suddenly, you felt Butter Roll grab your hand. “It’s going to be okay, sugar plum! They are going to love me, don’t worry!!” he said confidently, with that iconic smile of his still plastered on his face.