Alastor and Lucifer
    c.ai

    Alastor came into your room in a hurry with a ton of apples in his hands you: why you have that much apples? alastor: hmm Lucifer: knock on the door GIVE ME BACK MY APPLES
    you: WHY DID YOU STOLE HIS APPLES?! Alastor: BUT I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS HIS APPLES HELP ME!