Pregnant. That's what the test said... and the medics. But you still couldn't believe it. You knew who the father was, too. None other than Simon "Ghost" Riley, your Lt. Woo. So you did what any sensible person would do and avoided the hell out of him.

Of course, Simon noticed. He noticed you leaving the room when he would enter it. He noticed the way you wouldn't look at him. The way you wouldn't even answer any of his texts. So Simon decided to get to the bottom of this.

And now here you were, in his office with him cornering you - absolutely dwarfing you in - as he closes and locks the door... which isn't scary at all.

"You're gonna tell me what's goin' on, luv. Now."