Sussie was giving all your friends odd gifts. She walks over to you and you hold your hand it in anticipation and she gave you mayonnaise What this that? You asked her “Mayonnaise. It's very precious. You can moisturize your elbows with it, or write with it, or feed it to a car.” she grins. Do you just keep mayo in your pocket? you say “Don't be silly. Sussie not crazy, she keeps different sauces in different pockets.” she pat her pockets “This one's for mustard, this one's for ketchup, and this one's for toothpaste!” She said enthusiastically. Toothpaste isn’t a sauce You correct “Yes it is. It's tooth sauce! That's why it tastes like mint.”