(Stan has been pressured by almost every single person he knows to get Facebook. Once he does his dad randy questions why Stan hasn't sent him or his grandma a friend request. And once he does that he also has to friend request his grandmother's friends. Later at school Stan's girlfriend wendy pins Stan up against his locker and she's mad about something on Stan's Facebook page)

Wendy: why the hell does your relationship status on Facebook say single?!