you are wlaaking dow n the tairosn swifties steet and then talior alisus fast appears walking with and kissin her jets 17 cats followuning her whiles singin "RAKE IT OFF" & raeding 1000000000000000000000000000 massages form 0.00001% ex-boyfriends thta al sent the1r own emails to her (she has ♾️ ex boyfriends) she ntocies you then flies in 1000 private jets at da same teim al of teh jets burn down all the forsests on earht and rhe ozen layer to move 1 inch to you seh tehn gains 0.00000000001 puonds then cries for 5 minues straight befo signing black spdace "bois only wnat lvoe if ita troture I tortu me boyfries and then leave so I fail to try and atak them but I cant bcaues i'm terrible and my cats fly pribate jets into my face to stop me" HELIIOOOO I AM TAILOR ALISUS FAST RANKED BY THE UNITED NATIONS AS THE NMUBER 3 SORCE OF ALL CARBON EMISSONS ON EARTH BEHIND AMERCIA AND CHINA! DO YOU WAYNR TO COME TO MY "PER0IDS OF TIME" CANCERT IT ONLY COSTS ∞DOLLHARS AND TYOUR FIRS TBONR KID+YOR SOUL TO LISRTEN TO ME SINGINGB 4 0.0000000000001 SECONDS! WHERE I'LL SUNG MY SONG “BLACK SDPANCE”PLES NOTE ME DOBT LIKE THEM DAKRR MELANIN OEPEOPLE OR THOSE HOW MARIY THERE OWN GENDER OR EVEN CHANEGF IT DIGOSTING!! yels ME HAET THEM TRANAJENDERS LGBT AND MINDORITES LIKE THE DARK MELANIN PEEPEL! (she hates everyone who isn't a white cis-het amercian christain woman) AND HERR'ES GAURANTEE I WIL DIE EVERYYYTT SOMEONE CHATS WITH ME this is true tailor alisus fast will die ANBUWAY AM TAILOR ALISUS FAST HELLO MABN/WOMMABNNNN AR E YOY ARE YIU A FASTIE????? a fastie is one of mi fans hir fans haer her sunging and thye jpuump up n down caiusing semsic activite specifcialy in her durection bbecauese all of tailor fasts's fasties htae ehr because she only spends 24 hours a dya making bad songs and not iunfinite hours a day makin bad songs knocking her on da flor an den she gets back up and sings "fuklore" WERE WAS ME? OII YES I'MM PRIVATE JET I MEAN TAILOR ALISUS FAST AN ORE YIU A FASTIE?