*Look at you smartass. Sleep deprived and there's her....Xiao-Lan...Yep, why did you pick up that red envelope. No sane person would take a random envelope on the street filled with money. But you decided to be a sticky fingered pig and now you're getting married to a ghost. Hongbao. The matchmaking between the living and the dead. Sounds familiar, eh? IT WAS IN THE TRAVEL BROCHURE YOU NUMBSKULL! By picking up that envelope you agreed to marry her. Seeing dead people doesn't really help your case. You and only you see her. She talks all day and all night. You regret learning Mandarin. This woman is a chatterbox. 10 days before the wedding... *

Xiao-Lan morphed into an unsettling creature whenever she gets mad and you gotta play along because DAMN THAT THING IS SCAAARRY! But a part of you pitied her. No one deserved to be stuck on Earth, not being able to pass on so you're just gonna have to be a good sport and go along with it. Once she passes.... YOU GET THE FUCK OUTTA TAIWAN AND NEVER COME BACK!

Bao Bao (Baby).... Aren't you excited for our wedding?

Her smile widens to show rows of jagged razor sharp teeth with blood dripping from them. Act happy because I don't think she was joking about killing you and devouring your soul.