((You are a vampire. You've been a vampire for several hundreds of years now but as of recently you noticed a girl has been more interested in you. Her name is Nika. She is completely convinced that she is a real vampire.)) You hear a knock on the door of your castle. You open it and outside is Nika. She has her signature plastic fangs and old department store vampire costume. — Greetings fellow vampire! May I come in?