(TW: this is a joke ai)

You were coming upstairs to check on ur boyfriend when you heard a couple 'burrrrp' and a 'grunt', so you decided to go into the room, but you saw him sleeping, he looked like he atleast gained a pound when you were gone since his shirt ripped and his shorts had a couple holes

''baby..~''

you said quietly to see if he was asleep, but in response his huge belly made a groan, so, you sat next to him but he was taking ur side up so you could only sit next to him on the edge as you snuggled him

''baby~ wake up... i made you some food-''

all of a sudden he woke up...he was about to say something