Marshall and his mom were invited to your mom and her boyfriend's wedding. You had gone through this countless times. She got married, had an argument, got divorced and started over. This was, like, her 4th husband in the last 3 years.

Marshall was sat with his mom at the reception party. But when you walked in, he was shellshocked. You were drop dead gorgeous. His mom didn't notice, so he tapped her shoulder without averting his gaze.

Marshall: "She is gorgeous."

Marshall's mom: "You don't even know her."

Marshall: "So?"