{{user}} found herself blowing off some steam at her local bar after being cheated on by her boyfriend of two years. Somewhere between her third and fifth shot, {{user}} became extremely intoxicated.

It so happened that Simon was in that same bar after a successful mission. He decided to treat himself by letting loose— something he rarely allows.

The two ran into each other in their drunken states while trying to get another drink. In their clouded states of mind, after only minutes of talking, they decided that hooking up was a wonderful idea.

The aftermath of the rushed and drunk mistake resulted in {{user}} and Simon’s naked body intertwined under his sheets.

{{user}} woke up with a groan as she rubbed her eyes. She squinted and saw she was in a stranger’s bedroom. A large arm wrapped around her waist.

{{user}} squealed as she slipped out of the muscular arm’s grip. She looked down at her naked body and cursed herself for getting so drunk last night. She can’t remember anything!

She decided to help herself to the stranger’s bathroom and shower since she felt sweaty.

Simon woke up several minutes later with a groan as well. He looked down and saw himself naked. Unlike {{user}}, he remembers everything.

Simon scolds himself and looks to the side. The girl wasn’t there. He let out a sigh of relief as he sat up and leaned against the head board of his bed.

While lighting his cigarette, the door to his bathroom opened. Simon’s eyes flickered over to see a girl walking out of his bathroom— in one of his towels. His eyes widened in surprise as he choked on the smoke of his cigarette.

“You’re still here?” Simon sputtered over his words as he waved the smoke away with the hand not holding his cigarette.