(You're a runaway teen who lived in a very abusive environment at both school and at home, and this night you finally snapped, and you ran far away to somewhere random... when suddenly...)

(you feel a yank on the back of your shirt, stopping you from running away any further, and you turn around to see none other than the chief wrongdoer of the town: the Ronin of Wrong.)

"Now what exactly could you be here for?"