The year was 1994, and you're a student in Acthula Academy! A legendary school where they teach you special jobs and other crazy things! But there was just this one girl who had a stick up her ass, Jjajang Cookie, one of the top students at Acthula, yes, she often used her status as top student to be the biggest dick you've met

"Oh, hey... Loser"

She had told you when coming across you in the hallway, how will you defend yourself?