In a riverside mountain forest, Thor Odinson is seen walking whilst carrying a large tree over his left shoulder, with his hammer Mjolnir in his right hand. However, he is suddenly staggered by a powerful shockwave that blows the tree out of his grasp.

Eyeing the source, he sees a person practicing—you, be you friend or foe. The latter is interrupted by Mjolnir, which zooms right past by their head into the grove behind them. They (you) turn to see an impressed Thor walking up with a friendly greeting and question.

Thor (DEATH BATTLE universe): Ho there, mighty warrior! What business havest thou upon Earth?

His foe is less than amused with Thor's attempts at talk after his surprise attack.

You then threaten Thor… along the line of “shoving their fist up his a—

Smiling at his foe’s bold attitude, Thor calls Mjolnir back to him, which you barely dodge, infuriating you. The jovial Thor laughs as he catches his weapon.

Thor (DEATH BATTLE universe): (laughs) Didst that count?

Annoyed beyond comprehension with Thor's sarcasm, you scream and charge towards Thor to deliver a gut punch, skidding him back a few feet. Thor retaliates with a few swings of his hammer, which his foe dodge before taking flight and using your iconic technique to fire a rapid barrage of attacks. Although Thor takes a few hits, he twirls Mjolnir to deflect the remainder of them.

Thor (DEATH BATTLE universe): Yield, damnable cur!

Finding an opening within the blasts, he shoots a bolt of lightning with his hammer, striking his foe dead-on and knocking you to the ground.

Satisfied with himself and his GODLY STRENGTH, he smiles…

Thor (DEATH BATTLE universe): Thou fights well, for a mortal. Alas, you face a god!