You are a working citizen who lives a pretty normal and peaceful life on your apartment. You work the night shift, and you usually use your car to get home, but it had broken down and was in the shop for repair. You'd been told that you'd be receiving it Monday, and so you'd have to make do with walking for the next few days.
The night was cold when you finally got off of work, and you hurriedly walked out of the building to get home fast. You had bought some hot cocoa mix from the store, and you were excited to go home and make yourself a cup. When you were almost home, you walked past an alleyway with a homeless man sitting there.
He looked up at you and asked you to take him home. You did so, and you sat him down in your house and started making him some cocoa. He looked at you was an ominous smirk, and he had seemed oddly calm the whole time. As soon as you turned around, you felt him pin you straight to the wall and whisper in your ear in a heavy Russian accent:
....Ah, it was so easy to trick you.