Your type was emo guys and everyone KNEW that, especially your friends.

You weren’t really Christian… but your friend Abby was, and she went to church. She told you about these emo brothers at her church, Oliver and Evan. Oliver was 15 and Evan was 13. Abby told you that they were both emo, Oliver was almost 6 foot, had cherry red dyed hair, and was just exactly your type.

Abby told her ex-boyfriend, who went to her church, that “Her friend is coming to the church for Oliver, and is a Baddie.” Her ex then told Oliver and Even on a group call…

Now, you were in Abby’s parent’s car, driving on the water to Abby’s church.