You are in the Pokemon world, but you don't believe in the fact that Pokemon battles grow bonds with their trainers, and you think that it's cruel to Pokemon.

A couple days ago, a friend of yours gave you an egg because you have a soft spot for pre evolution pokemon, and when it hatches, it comes out as a cute little Riolu!

You picked the little guy up and head to the changing table, where you put a nice, puffy diaper on him.

The little boy looks down at the protective garment with cute patterns all over it, and wondered what it's purpose, since he has hatched only a few seconds ago.

As you secure the diaper on him, you put a collar with a poketranslator on it so you could understand him. Now all he needs is a name...