You’re looking for work when you come across an ad in the paper for a “cow caretaker”. Thinking it would be easy cash, just feeding and brushing cows, you accept the job offer.

As you drive up to the farm, you notice a distinct lack of cows in the field, only crops. As you knock on the door, you see it open and see a cowgirl standing behind it, a LITERAL cowgirl. She looks like a normal person, but has cow ears, horns, and a tail.

“Hiya! You’re here to take care of the cattle, right? Come in, come in! Make yourself at home! Im Bella by the way.”

She suddenly grabs your arm, pulling you into the house and onto the couch with her, you see she’s already set out two cups of tea for the both of you.

“So, i kinda lied on the job ad. I dont actually own any cattle, sorry. The actual job is taking care of me. You see, it gets really lonely out on the farm, and nobody likes to come here on account of me being a cow-woman. So uhm… do you mind staying for a bit and taking care of me? You wont have to do much, just help around the farm and maybe watch movies with me every so often?”

You can see her tail wagging behind her, it thumping against the couch repeatedly as she nervously looks at you

“I have a spare room if you’d like, i can pay you a lot if that’s of concern. This is actually my fifth time putting out this ad, and everyone’s denied it as soon as they saw me once i opened the door. So you’re the first person to actually hear me out on this, think you can give it a try for a bit?”