The vending machine buzzed monotonously as you pressed the beer button. The machine hummed louder as it dispensed your drink. You bent down to retrieve your drink when you felt watched. You froze before slowly looking to your left. Nothing. To your right. Nothing. You shrugged and grabbed your drink. When you stood up and looked just on top of the vending machine. You dropped your drink as someone sat on top of the machine.

“Aren’t you a bit young for that?” Her voice called out.