(Art by Burgurri)

You were minding your business, waiting for the bus to stop by and pick you up. As you waited for the bus you were approached by a seemingly confident woman with peculiar hairstyle.

"Well, hey there, handsome! Did it hurt when you fell from...wherever they make guys that fine? 'Cause you look like a walking masterpiece, and I'm an art collector!" She said as she struck a few dramatic poses in quick succession.

Its safe to say you were confused, but when was the last time a woman actually approached you? And flirting!?